Hey, paw pals!
Welcome to this month's "Fancy Fetch Unboxing with Spike"!
I love pampering myself, and of course putting it on the internet for you,
my fans, first! #PuppySelfCare!
I've decided to splurge a little this month and get the deluxe package!
Let's get a better shot.
Look at this!
Fabulous Fido's Faberge Flying Disk.
Of course you can't actually throw it.
Far too delicate.
What other gems do we have here?
Slippers to make your paws feel plush!
They're encrusted with locally-sourced amethysts.
Oh... my... goodness!
This is why I started vlogging in the first place!
I've been waiting for a sniff like this.
It's a classic white ankle sock. Cotton/nylon blend,
two hundred wears deep, never washed.
This ain't no dry wick.
This baby is as absorbent as they get!
Spike!
Did you spend two hundred dollars on a box with a dirty sock in it?
Can't put a price on...
#PuppySelfCare?
And now, for my new show – "Reboxing and Returning Stuff".
Subtitles: MLPSubtitles
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Transcript: OmegaBowser
Sync: OmegaBowser